"Using ancient methods and drawing on Chinese herbology, The League of Imaginary Scientists have developed an experimental line of verbal narcotics, a non-invasive alternative to surgery, a cure for the whole person, in a healthful dose of vocabulary. League specialists splice consonants and vowels to create experimental drugs and new words, employing synonyms, acronyms and best of all, anagrams, to recontextualize the human body."
On the website, there is a helpful "diagnose me" button, but it doesn't seem to work. Either that or I am completely healthy.
To see the video about verbal narcotics, scroll to the "Meta-physical" section at the left of the page.