Friday, May 8, 2009
Ants in my Rants
One time I had ants and so I put sugar in the corner of the room. I was sleeping on a futon mattress on the floor, and I was concerned that ants would go in my ear in the night. So I baited them with sugar, hoping that they would all go in the corner and eat sugar instead of nesting in my ear. By the morning, the ants had told all their friends about some crazy Finnish chick who puts sugar on the carpet in the corner, and I had thousands of millions of them. Or at least hundreds of millions.
Photo from lost in exile tattoo.